Oh wow, our house smells bad.
I decided last week to make chicken fajitas, but didn't get around to making them until today. The chicken smelled kind of funky coming out of the fridge, so I decided I could probably cook it to kill whatever was making the smell. POOR CHOICE.
Cooking it made the smell more intense and it radiated through our whole house. It was a disaster. My roommate had to leave the house to go get incense. In a previous life I was good at cooking. And food storage. The funny part is that afterward, Google auto-filled almost my whole search query, "chicken smells like eggs."
Maybe I'll go to McDonalds.